You Might Be a Nurse If….

Every once in awhile a list of things which, if they apply to you, might mean you are a nurse, gets circulated around.  Each time it comes around, there is usually a new addition, or more, to the list.  Some of them are perennial favorites of mine, like:

You might be a nurse if you recognize you can’t cure stupid.

Or…

You might be a nurse if you consider a tongue depressor an eating utinsel.

Or…

You might be a nurse if eating popcorn out of a clean bedpan is a completely natural thing to do.

Or…

You might be a nurse if you’ve ever heard someone with a nose ring, a brow ring, 12 earrings and sleeve tattoos say “I’m afraid of shots”.

Or…

You might be a nurse if your friends and family hate to watch medical sitcoms and dramas with you because you spend the whole time pointing out errors and upside-down X-rays.

I could go on.

But there was a new one on the latest list sent around to me and it cracked me up cuz it’s sooooo true!!!!!

You might be a nurse if you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom!!!

Still crackin’ up at that one!

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Just a girl from Colorado trying to live life to God's glory with a certain amount of gusto! View all posts by Lou (Linda)

4 responses to “You Might Be a Nurse If….

  • christina

    Mama Lou-so funny, and so true! upside down x-rays=Scrubs and more 🙂 I also thoroughly enjoy the washing your hands before going to the bathroom one!

  • Lindsay

    Hah , this is excellent. I especially like…

    “You might be a nurse if you’ve ever heard someone with a nose ring, a brow ring, 12 earrings and sleeve tattoos say “I’m afraid of shots”

    I’ve got a couple of piercings. I distinctly remember being a preteen and deciding, hey, one day I’ll want to get my belly button pierced… so I should start watching my shots and blood tests to prepare. Whaddya know, it worked!

  • Lou (Linda)

    Christina, ALWAYS good to see you here!

    Lindsay, WELL DONE! 🙂 You are a smart one, you are!

  • Clancie

    First blog I read after wakeup from sleep today!

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