While on lunch break the other day at work, I enjoyed one of my favorite drinks. That would be a SoBe Cranberry Grapefruit drink. Yummay! I happened to notice writing on the inside of the cap. I read it. And I thought “Wow. Now THAT’S the cruelest fortune I’ve EVER been the recipient of! Often true, but still, come on! Cruel!”
Then I noticed the “fine print”: ONLY VALID IN THE USA. Okay, so the choices I make OUTSIDE of the USA might NOT make me a loser???? Hmmmm.
I turned over the cap to see what the deal was. It was a game piece. Turns out I was a loser in this particular SoBe game.
But it still kinda stung.
I think I prefer Dove’s chocolate theology.